unpretentious tees for luxe beach bums

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hiwa hiwa drop preview

two tees.
fifty of each. then gone for good.

the first hiwa hiwa drop goes live june 25

and if you're reading this, you're probably already on the list, which means you get the link before anyone else. if you're not on the list, sign up at the bottom of this page.

every shirt is individually numbered, 1 of 50, printed on heavyweight cotton, and once all fifty are claimed, that design is pau. no restocks, no reruns. here's a closer look at what's coming.

Beige t-shirt with a graphic design of a pufferfish on a white background

high maka maka

high maka maka is the pidgin for stuck up, hoity-toity, too good for you.

so we gave the title to the most pretentious fish in the sea: an inflated pufferfish with eyelashes and an attitude, rendered like a vintage natural-history specimen plate.

underneath sits the mock-latin pestis sum, "i am a pest," and the phrase that brings it home.

it's a premium heavyweight 7.1 oz cotton, pre-shrunk, relaxed fit tee, and like the rest of the drop, only 50 will ever exist.

White t-shirt with black puffer fish graphic and text on a white background

pilau

pilau means rotten. stink. nasty.

same vintage-specimen treatment, this time a wild, spiral-eyed pufferfish that looks slightly unhinged, captioned putridus and pilau.

a little kolohe (mischievous) you can wear.

it's a premium heavyweight 6.5 oz cotton, pre-shrunk, relaxed fit tee, individually numbered, and capped at 50.

once they're claimed, this exact design and colorway are done.