sea doge men's tee (light blue)
description
part treasure-island mischief, part internet lore, all delivered with a straight face and a crooked grin. this relaxed, premium street tee with old-salt attitude and a little kolohe baked in. heavyweight organic cotton with a soft sueded hand, made for long ocean days, late-nights trading crypto treasure, and wearing irony like it’s earned.
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fabric: heavyweight 100% organic cotton; garment-dyed & pre-shrunk; 8 oz dense knit with a smooth, broken-in finish that feels substantial without feeling stiff
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fit: men’s relaxed fit; easy through the body with a clean drape; structured enough to look intentional, comfortable enough to disappear once it’s on
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color: light blue with a white graphic
design notes: Ye Olde Sea Doge graphic, a vintage-style sea dog rendered with subtle meme mischief; classic illustration lines and high-detail print that settles into the fabric rather than sitting on top; sturdy collar and double-needle hems throughout.
note: this tee uses the pakalolo leaf version of our logo
not eligible for the “2 for $68” classic tee bundle.
fit
men’s relaxed fit; easy through the body with a clean drape; structured enough to look intentional, comfortable enough to disappear once it’s on
feel
this is a premium heavyweight tee with a soft, broken-in garment-dyed hand. it breathes, but it will feel warmer on a hot beach day than a midweight tee.
at 8 oz/yd², it has structure and drape, and it wears like something you’ll own for years, not a season.
for reference:
• 3.0 - 4.5 oz/yd²: very light, airy
• 4.5 - 6.0 oz/yd²: standard everyday tee weight
• 6.0 - 7.0 oz/yd²: heavy tee, more structured
• 7.5 - 9.0 oz/yd²: extra heavy / “street-luxe”
care
wash cold, inside-out, with like colors • mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softeners •tumble dry low or hang dry • cool iron inside-out, avoid ironing the print •do not dry clean • pro tip: wash separately the first 1 to 2 washes (garment dye can release a little color)
inspiration
it started as a joke, which is usually where the best ideas begin. “Ye olde sea dog” felt right, but adding the extra e on "dog" pushed it into full anachronistic absurdity. Then came the realization that doge had been waiting patiently for a maritime career. Thus, ye olde sea doge was born, part treasure-island mischief, part internet lore, all delivered with a straight face and a crooked grin.
shipping + returns
we ship to the u.s. + canada.
u.s.→ $5 flat; free $50+
canada → CA$10 flat (duties/taxes collected by carrier)
most u.s. orders arrive in 4–10 business days; please allow up to 20 days in peak times or remote areas (incl. hawaiʻi/alaska). orders may ship in more than one box.
tracking links are emailed as each package ships. multiple items can mean multiple boxes/links.
outside the u.s.+ canada → contact us for a quote.
returns
free 30-day returns & exchanges (U.S. only) for fit, don’t-love-it, defects, or wrong items sent. items must be unused (try-on OK)and in sellable condition, with original tags attached (if applicable) and proof of purchase (order number).
start here → returns + exchanges
questions→ contact us